Romney: I Paid 13 Percent in Taxes
Unlucky for some. Mainly non-millionaires who are not planning on voting for him.
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Britney Spears tweets Mars Curiosity
In the future, your grandchildren will ask you "Mommy, pop - where were you when Britney Spears tweeted the Mars Curiosity Rover?" SO MAKE A NOTE OF IT NOW!
(Or tell them you were reading the spoof)
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Portsmouth sign a whole new team - in just one day
Sounds like a dream job for Barry Fry
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Rio Ferdinand fined £45k for choc-ice tweet
He should have stuck to the Cornettos.
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Coleen Nolan: I made a sex tape with Shane Richie
I'm not sure what's worse, a Shane Richie sex tape, or a normal episode of Eastenders.
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Chess Champ Garry Kasparov arrested at Pussy Riot protest
Everyone wants the pussy let loose.
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Romney running mate Ryan releases tax details
He paid 20% in 2011 and 15.9% in 2010.
I'm sure he'll get a better deal now he's in with the Mitt crowd.
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Mitt Romney releases first campaign podcast
His PR manager told staff at least the public wont know he's lying because they can't see his lips move.
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Pussy Riot band sent to prison in Russia
Madonna and Lady Gaga have agreed to form a tribute act to cover the remaining Pussy Riot tour dates.
written by radiogagger, 19 August 2012
Nuts For The Nuts
LOS ANGELES, Aug. 19 (UPI) -- "Eating 2.6 ounces of walnuts a day -- about two handfuls of walnuts -- may provide men the added boost they need to improve fertility, U.S. researchers say....."
written by PP Rega, 19 August 2012
"It adder be you!"
A Snake handler at a West Midlands Safari park bitten by King Cobra, he obviously did not handle that very well!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 August 2012
"Gercha!"
Phil the Greek misses Church with infection...lucky old git, there's no knowing what he might have caught!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 19 August 2012
Lords moan about meals you pay for!
The fussy peers - who enjoy a £300-a-day allowance and whose restaurants get a £1.44m-a-year subsidy - listed scores of trivial complaints.
"Bless them!"
written by Inchcock, 19 August 2012
Arsenal sensationally buy back RVP!
The RVP transfer to Man utd was all a hoax because SAF wanted to help his old mate Arsene Wenger. If RVP had left next year Arsenal wouldn't have earned a penny! It's not all about money U know!
written by unknown
Politician Accepts Corruption Claims
A local legislator running for re-election announced on Friday that he accepted bribes after critics vaguely attacked him for being selfish. "At least I'm an honest man," he said in a campaign speech.
written by Jerry Chen, 19 August 2012
