New guiness world record
A man has set a record for drinking the most amount of alcohol in 1 minute. Clearly, he was Irish.
written by The Carlos Show, 13 August 2012
Global Olympic reactions!
Germany; 1932 was "viel besser" ask Jessie Owens. Russia; Moscow much better, ask the Americans, they didn't bother! US: Los Angeles; much better than London, we even had James Bond flying like a tit!
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Canary Islands hotting up!
The Canary Islands are hotting up, but it's not the volcano, just stupid people throwing their litter around!
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Breivik could have been stopped!!
Breivik could have been stopped; try telling his victims that!
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Australia to build off-shore asylum homes in Guernsey!
Australia has had its gutful with illegal immigrants and will now build off-shore asylum homes in Guernsey! The reasons; Guernsey is tax-free, its far away and the Brits owe Australia a favour or two!
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 113
"The Stars Tell It All"
by
Horace Cope
written by IN SEINE, 13 August 2012
Olympics in Rio
The Rio Olympics will be the cheapest ever, with the Brazilians promising to shave a considerable amount off the cost.
written by IainB, 13 August 2012
Carlo Ancelotti is confident of landing Rooney!
As long as no-one explains to him that the Chelsea Pensioners are all blokes!
written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
Man frees 17-pound lobster from restaurant!
A Connecticut man purchased a 17-pound lobster at a Waterford restaurant, then released the crustacean back into Long Island Sound.
"Bless him!"
written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
Indonesian zoo moves orangutan to stop her smoking
Zookeepers have moved an orang-utan out of visitors' sight so she'll no longer smoke lit cigarettes people regularly throw into her cage!
"The little monkey!"
written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
Man Charged After Alligator Eats His Hand!
Collier County Jail records show that Wallace Weatherholt, 63, has been charged with unlawfully feeding the alligator and has posted a $1,000 (£640) bond.
"That's handy!"
written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
