Injury in Jury
A 92-year-old grandmother of 10 was injured today when a cat sat on the jury of which she was a member.
written by IN SEINE, 01 February 2011
Three Blind Mice Flee from Court
Three Blind mice murdered in a court today when a cat who was sitting alongside the jury, jumped out of the box and did what any ordinary cat would. They could not see it coming!
written by IN SEINE, 01 February 2011
US to welcome ex-dictators
Reports say that the USA is reopening Guantánamo Bay to keep all the ex-Arab dictators safe.
written by Big Bunny News, 01 February 2011
Egypt rich escape
It has been confirmed today that the Israelis have opened the Gaza tunnels, in order to let through fleeing Egyptian businessmen.
written by Big Bunny News, 01 February 2011
Mubarak's son enters British politics
Rumor has it that Gamal Mubarak, Son of dictator Hosni Mubarak and former heir apparent, who fled to London recently, has now been offered a job in the Conservative cabinet
written by Big Bunny News, 01 February 2011
Danes find Grendel
A long lost grave on the Danish coast has been identified as Grendel. The specimen was over seven feet tall. A spearpoint is lodged in the skull with archaic markings 'Beowolf'.
written by C. Cranium, 01 February 2011
Torres In U-Turn Shocker
It's just emerged that during the exciting Transfer saga surrounding Fernando Torres' record move to Chelsea he did a U-Turn at a set of lights.
An eye-witness said 'it was a terrible manouevre!'
written by Mr Goster, 01 February 2011
Mubarak pleads for just a little more time playing dictator
Citing his enjoyment at playing king of the sandbox, President Mubarak asks the Egyptian people if he can stay up and play for just a few more hours. He then promises to take his toys and go home.
written by Juvenal Delinquent, 01 February 2011
Charlie Sheen's $30,000 check to a porn star surfaces
Guess he has to make it out to cash; who's going to cash a check made out to Yeasty McJunkgobbler?
written by anthonyrosania, 01 February 2011
Charlie Sheen To Star In "Two And A Half Men" Spinoff
"Two And A Half Times The Legal Limit" to premiere in September.
written by manbrad, 01 February 2011
Response Time
President Barack Obama responded to the 2009 uprising in Iran by………..! Oops, President Barack Obama responded to the 2011 uprising in Egypt by………..!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2011
No Comment
Keebler recalls 136,000 jumbo fudge sticks.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2011
Who's in Charge?
Vice President Biden says President Hosni Mubarak of Egypt is not a dictator. President Obama superglues the VP's mouth closed, foot and all!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2011
President Obama Could Create a Lose-Lose Situation
By not supporting the Egyptian protestors, any new democratic government won't be happy with the USA. A new non-democratic government won't like the USA anyway. Remember the Iranian protests of 2008.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2011
