Cherie Blair forgets contraceptive kit
Blair admitted to having not taken it to Balmoral, due to embarrassment. 'Carrying around a Paper bag with two holes in it is not something you do in front of the Queen.' she said.
written by ScottThe Dot, 12 May 2008
Rice Krispies to split up
The famous trio of Snap, Crackle and Pop are to go their separate ways according to their agent. The split is being put down to 'musical differences.'
written by ScottThe Dot, 12 May 2008
Jenna Bush 'No Longer a Virgin,' White House Says
"She is now a woman," White House press secretary Dana Perino said in statement. "I can confirm that her new husband gave it to her good over the weekend."
written by Heewack, 12 May 2008
Son Steps on Crack, Breaks Mom's Back
Irresponsible action by 8-year-old Tommy Jetpack results in mom being a quadriplegic. "I can't make macaroni and cheese for you anymore," she blinks.
written by Heewack, 12 May 2008
