"Lost"ending revealed
JJ Abrhams has confirmed the spoiler claiming that lost will end with all the characters realising they are just toys in a toy box. "This is what we had in mind all along," he claims.
written by paddy stash, 06 March 2008
Democratic Party Predicts Hillary-Obama Ticket: Campaign Buttons Ready
The Democratic Party is now predicting a ticket with both Hillary and Obama, fearing a Convention floor fight. The first buttons will say "Always Vote For The Team With The Quarterblack!"
written by Natowsky, 06 March 2008
Plot to Kill Cartoon Foiled in Denmark
A plot to stop the popular cartoon Peanuts from appearing has been discovered. The Nut brothers, Ches and Wal along with an unidentified Brazilian are in custody. Said, Detective Phil Bert, "fortunately no one was assaulted."
written by JAB, 06 March 2008
Secret Service Man Fired
A secret service man assigned to Chelsea Clinton was fired for giving her the nickname C cup. While the agent was not identified, it's believed his initials were double D.
written by JAB, 06 March 2008
Harry Potter and the Fluid of Lies
JK Rowling was last night in hiding, after it was revealed that her last 4 Potter novels had been identical, with only the charcters ages and "defence against the dark arts teachers" name being tippexed out and changed.
written by paddy stash, 06 March 2008
Dungeons & Dragons wizard achieves "miracle" 100th level
Last words of deceased D&D co-creator Gary Gygax were, "I finally know how to take my 99th level neutral good elf mage/cleric to a whole new plane of existence"...
written by Robin Berger, 06 March 2008
