Walmart even caters to Mother Nature
Category 5 hurricane spirals towards South America but stops first at WALMART because of their really low prices which collided with its ridge of high pressured employees.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Finally, Technology is catching up
Bell Tone now has a hearing aid powerful enough to hear people having sex 2 years from now.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Confessions of a Reagan Fondler
Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney's position on same sex marriage: Doggystyle.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Psychosomatic Discovery
Dr. Phil is living proof that diarrhea is an emotion.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Food channel Emeril launching new fundraiser
Desperate for attention Emeril has debut his punches for lunches campaign, "Smack a bitch and get a free sandwich."America is hungry for pain.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Sad but believable
Bush met with his cabinet today bemusing government operatives with his own absence as they later found him sitting on the floor of the oval office Indian style playing a game of checkers with a Bombay chest.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Proof that war is an aphrodesiac
Israelis pulled out of Gaza today who was bent over a chair as Hamas celebrated its rocketry by masturbating in unison.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Turkey launches ground operation in Iraq
Thousands of turkeys have been deployed today as a ground incursion in pursuit of indoctrinating separatist Kurdish rebels with the parables of Thanksgiving.
written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
Britt Hume Falls Asleep On Air
Fox News execs upset after viewers don't notice the difference
written by Spunk Macnamara, 05 March 2008
Favre Movie Flops
"Bend it like Brett" a big disappointment, says film studio.
written by Spunk Macnamara, 05 March 2008
Michael Moore Announces Next Film Project
"Fatso" said to be scathing indictment of Michael Moore's personal health care system
written by Spunk Macnamara, 05 March 2008
First White African American
Charlize Theron announced today that she will become an American citizen, due to how much she works in the States. Ms. Theron will become the first white African American recorded in history.
written by Tiki Murphy, 05 March 2008
Was Tennis Champ Replaced by Crack Chump?
The International Tennis Federation is investigating claims that Roger Federer was using Pete Doherty as his 'double' when he lost to Wimbledon hopeful Andy Murray last week.
written by parveen liddy, 05 March 2008
