Takeaway Stolen?
Ant & Dec's 'Saturday Night Takeaway' has been taken away...on a Saturday night too! Police suspect either Ant or Dec, but aren't sure which is which.
written by IN SEINE, 30 March 2008
U.S. Threatens to Boycott Beijing Olympics Over Fat Issue
The U.S. Olympic Committee has threatend the Chinese regarding a "no show," because of a non guarantee of "all trans fat" in the American athletes' meals. Replied, key Chinese official, Xiong Xiang Xiung, "Chinese do not give a clap! No special plocess for enemy! We even going to add lead toxics!!!"
written by Natowsky, 30 March 2008
