OMG!
OMG, my bff got me to rofl and i said wtf? and she's like oh no you dident! and them we like made out. /train FTW!!!!
written by DevCo, 18 March 2008
Investigators Find Ex-Governor's Collection in Rigged Drawer
NY State Police combed the Spitzer home recently and discovered a "trick drawer" containing porn, marked 1970 and signed "Eliot's, Don't Touch!" Included were "Golden Horny Books" and several nudist mags showing "adult activities." The ex-Governor was 11 at the time.
written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
Swimmer Also Ticked Off at Ex-Governor
Nine-time U.S. Olympic gold medal swimmer Mark Spitz has been bothered a lot, since the Spitzer scandal erupted. "Hey, man...I am not a Spitzer. I'm a Spitz. Yeah, first I was a dog, now I'm associated with that fornicator. Hey America, gimmee a break!"
written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
Gorby Now Wants Piece of the Action
Ex-Soviet President Mikhail Gorbachev has been intrigued by the Spitzer scandal. "Was President, but resign for political, not for fun. In U.S., get hotel have big sex times. Is surprise that Communism go to crapper?"
written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
Charlie Puts Sheen on "Kristen"
Word now is that pay-for-the-lay Charlie Sheen once romped with that "Spitzer Girl" Ashley (aka "Kristen"), dressed as a second cheerleader in a threesome. Is this not a great country where an actor and State Governor can seek and acquire the same opening!
written by Natowsky, 18 March 2008
