Dr. Suicide, Jack Kevorkian, To Run For Congress in 2008
Recently released on parole after a 9-year prison stint for assisting in suicides, Dr. K plans to run for a seat in the House of Representatives. Said Dr. K, "Darn shame I helped over 100 people top themselves. There went 100 plus votes!"
written by Natowsky, 12 March 2008
Spitzer Engaged in Unsafe/Unclean Sexual Variations à la Dick Morris
After the ex-NY Governor had gotten off over a 2.5 hour love fest in DC, his great-looking "prosty" reported to her boss unclean sex acts. Key terms included "toe loving", "tongued underarm," and "tongued nostril."
written by Natowsky, 12 March 2008
