Student arrested for terroristic defecation
Adrian Manning 21, a hermaphroditic honor role student and mother of 3 entered the airport bathroom with the intent of performing number 2. Security was called shortly after a porcelain explosion, where young Adrian had gone number 10.
written by Wordsmith, 01 March 2008
Cremations Gain in Popularity As Burials Put People Deeper in the Hole
With rising funeral costs, the party atmosphere of cheap cremations at under $500 is today's way to go. Guests gather at the oven and the door prize winner gets to light the gas. The "burnee," however, cannot be cremated with a cell phone.
written by Natowsky, 01 March 2008
