Queen Pregnant
Buckingham Palace announced earlier today that Queen Elizabeth is expecting her fifth child. Its either that, or she's going to let out a cracking fart any time soon.
written by Arthur Pint, 15 July 2008
Bowling Balled
An ill-fated UK man was rushed to hospital after having sex with a bowling ball. As he withdrew his penis from a finger hole, he found that his right testicle was lodged in the thumb-hole. Poor chap.
written by Arthur Pint, 15 July 2008
