Man Swallows His Own Face
Teeside doctors are baffled how a man tripped and swallowed his own face. He is taking advantage of the situation by sitting in a tent and charging children 50p to see his deformed face. Ant & Dec are in talks to make a show about the local freak entitled: 'Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Faceaway'.
written by Simon Bolger, 06 January 2008
Heather Mills Hopping Mad Over Sir Paul
In a legless rage Mills accused McCartney of stirring it up by giving daughter Beatrice a stuffed animal seal for Christmas and calling it Peg
written by JAB, 06 January 2008