Surprise support for Huckabee
Bullwinkle, Spongebob Squarepants, Twinky Winky and Homer Simpson are all throwing their support behind Mike Huckabee. When asked why, Mr.Simpson said, "D'OH, he's one of us!"
written by JAB, 23 January 2008
Obama gets Canadian support
Saskatchewan, Manitoba and Alberta are supporting Barack Obama as the Democratic presidential nominee, while Newfoundland is sticking with John Kerry. "I know it means squat eh,since, we can't vote anyway, but what the hey, we want to be part of something eh," said Brian Sutter of Saskatoon.
written by JAB, 23 January 2008
Giuliani does a full monty
In a bid to arouse his supporters presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani did a full Monty. Two women and fifteen men wanted a closer look, while,the rest not knowing what a full Monty was, just thought the bags under his eyes dropped below his nose.
written by JAB, 23 January 2008
Bill's old flames support Hillary
Monica Lewinsky, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and Gennifer Flowers have come out in support of Hillary Clinton. "It would be nice to see a Hill-Billy in the White House," said Jones.
written by JAB, 23 January 2008
Brokers: "We aren't panicking yet"
Wall street brokers expect rubber band stocks to spring back.
written by Kevlar, 23 January 2008
