Barrymore to play Milligan; Grayson - C3PO
Following the news that the comedian Spike Milligan is to be portrayed by Michael Barrymore, we can exclusively reveal that Larry 'Shut that door' Grayson is to play the part of a young C3P0 in a new biopic about the early life of the camp protocol droid.
written by Ben Macnair, 22 January 2008
President Bush upset at announcement of Oscar/Academy Award Nominees
"Didn't they see my State of the Union Address last year? That was acting and drama and fiction, and I even wore a new suit!"
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Dallas opens first Canadian Restaurant to go with other local ethnic based eateries
While the menu will pretty much be the same as in a normal American restaurant, the waitresses will all say "eehh" a lot and call each other hosers and the thermostat will be set to "damn it's cold in here!"
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FBI removes Bobby Fisher from "ten most wanted" list
Late chess prodigy spent decades running from the law after he played a game of chess with Boris Spassky...
written by Robin Berger, 22 January 2008
"Poverty" Goes On Crime Spree
Today the economic condition known as poverty sprouted arms and legs and went around robbing and murdering millions of innocent bystanders, proving me dead wrong.
written by Kingsly Ned, 22 January 2008
