Prince William high for the first time
Prince William flew solo for the first time Thursday. Palace officials deny there was any connection to the crash landing of a British Airways flight at Heathrow.
written by JAB, 17 January 2008
NYC snapper narrowly misses one in the bollocks
Chris Martin of Coldplay scuffled with paparazzi, today, as he was taking his wife Gwyneth Paltrow from a New York City hospital. He, apparently, took offense to a comment that his recent album stunk so much, the band should be called Codplay.
written by JAB, 17 January 2008
British Airways plane crash lands safely at Heathrow
Spokesman, Miles High of British Airways said, "Thankfully there were no injuries and for that we thank the crew and pilot. As a gesture of our thanks, everyone will get double BA Miles and a British Airways Signature card."
written by JAB, 17 January 2008
Questions arise about strong resemblance between Mike Huckabee and his wife
"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!" said angered spokesman Phil Erup, "He might be from Arkansas but he ain't dumb. If you saw how purty his widowed mother is, you'd know he'd marry her before he'd marry his sister. Let me hear an, Amen!"
written by JAB, 17 January 2008
