Dad Asks Embarrassing Questions About 'Halo 3'
OMAHA, Nebraska (HNN) -- David Volumeknob, 16, accused his father, Fred, 48, of "totally embarrassing him" in front of his friends as he played Halo 3 on the family X-Box system by asking stupid questions such as "What does that do?"
written by Heewack, 25 October 2007
Diana's Last Words: 'AAARRRRRGGGHHH'
Speculation that Princess Diana said something relevant as she lay dying were sensationally quashed today. Witnesses revealed her last words were the rather unprofound 'Aaarrrrrggghhhh.'
written by T. Pynchon, 25 October 2007
Prententious, Moi?
Iggy Pop, staunch defender of the Punk ethos has re-written his angsty anthem - 'Chairman of the Bored' to be 'Voted leader of people with a slight case of Ennui'.
written by Ben Macnair, 25 October 2007
How old is old.....
Heard on Tv today...Bargain Hunt:-
That antique is a bit dated now !
written by Bunts, 25 October 2007
