Report stating that 'Pets Get SAD in Winter' is Bunk!
'Of course pets don't get Seasonal Affective Disorder. What bollocks. Wouldn't you be pissed off stuck on a perch all day with idiots shouting "pretty Poll" at you and feeding you stale cake & peanuts?' fumed Polly, a depressed Parrot from Swansea. 'I mean, I'm not even a girl!'
written by Erskin Quint, 19 October 2007
Report reveals obesity caused by overeating
Fat people are more likely to put more food into their mouths than other people, a government survey has revealed. Prof Harrison Gonad said: 'Many fatties are not shy of the doughnut wagon.'
written by parveen liddy, 19 October 2007
