Giraffe
A man in Nuneaton has been warned not to take his Giraffe to the cinema anymore, as it disturbs the view of fellow film viewers.
written by Ben Macnair, 20 November 2007
The Pope
Other news in is that the Pope is still Catholic, but an increasing number of bears use the public toilets in their parks.
written by Ben Macnair, 20 November 2007
Estate Agents sometimes lie
Shocking news in from a statistics office is that the three new spacious apartments that a young couple recently viewed was in fact a converted rabbit hutch.
written by Ben Macnair, 20 November 2007
Helpful hint for Dubya
President Bush should know by now that unemployment ISN'T working
written by IN SEINE, 20 November 2007