Missing Persons
An Australian goes missing every 90 seconds, the Missing Persons Squad says. " Next time we find him we're going to chain him down in a cell."
written by Bullshot Bill, 18 November 2007
New use for muddy hole
Australia's Prime Minister has said the accidental draining of Sydney Harbour provides an ideal location for a nuclear waste dump. Details to follow.
written by Bullshot Bill, 18 November 2007