Canadian Spy Coins dupe CIA
Canadian commemorative quarters played a bizzarre role in intelligence gathering over the last month. Overheard at CIA HQ at Langley VA was a senior staffer downplaying the incident as not making much cents at all.
written by U. N. Known, 08 May 2007
Porno Released Without Clever Double-Entendre Title
Sales flaccid.
written by kegoguinness, 08 May 2007
Doherty in arrest shock
Smackhead Pete Doherty has shocked fans after it was revealed he hasn't been arrested in the last few days.
written by Toby Maller, 08 May 2007
Mandella given ASBO
Nelson Mandella has been served with an Anti-Social Behaviour Order after attacking his former golf partner. The ageing anarchist struck out after his parnter caused a par tied situation.
written by Toby Maller, 08 May 2007
After Leaked Drunken Video, Hasselhoff Loses Teenage Daughter Visitation Rights
The judge neglected to deny Hasselhoff visitation rights to his closest buddies: Jim Beam, Jack Black Johnny Walker Red.
written by TomFoolery, 08 May 2007
Bush: Queen touched me
President Bush says that the Queen's speech at the end of her State visit touched him deeply. The Queen said of Mr Bush 'he's a bit simple'.
written by Toby Maller, 08 May 2007
Arkansas Mom Prepares for Birth of 17th Child
Says she thought about stoppin' at 'forty-leven,' but now she's sure she'll stop havin' 'em when the number reaches 'umpteen.'
written by TomFoolery, 08 May 2007
Smurfette caught in prostitution sting!
"They are after me because I'm the only female Smurf, Hell Fairy Smurf turns more smurfing tricks than I do"
written by Kevlar, 08 May 2007
