Bush Declares the Earth Fat
CCN - Upon finding that the Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons, President Bush declared that the Earth is too fat and suggested that it go on a diet.
written by Cal Jennings, 11 May 2007
Eurovision late entry
Stevie Wonder and Jade Goody to revive Peter's and Lee classic
written by Danny Buckle, 11 May 2007
Boris Johnson joins eco craze
Tory twerp invests in a lunar based wind farm
written by Danny Buckle, 11 May 2007
Sting says he's misunderstood
No - I said I'm interested in frantic sex
written by Danny Buckle, 11 May 2007
Murray: I'd love to beat Federer
Rising British tennis star Andy Murray has confessed he'd love to beat world number one Roger Federer. He told reporters: 'I'd love to beat the **** out of the smug twat with a burning stick'.
written by Toby Maller, 11 May 2007
