Children's Book Writer in Hot Water Over Suggestive Comment to 10-Year-Old Girl
Apparently, he suggested she read his book!
written by TomFoolery, 01 May 2007
Pentagon says Iraq 'Surge' is Working
"We're setting records in numbers of killed and wounded. Unfortunately of course, they ARE our OWN killed and wounded. We're still trying to turn that around, four years and counting."
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Boy George arrested for allegedly chaining male escort to the wall
We can only imagine where he hid the key.
written by TomFoolery, 01 May 2007
President Outlaws All Ferry Boats In US
"That's just just going too damned far! No way I'm ever gonna let 'em get away with having their own fricking navy!" says Bush.
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Barney May Be Planning Oval Office Coup
He's quite aware he's smarter and has way more balls than Bush.
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President Is Sex Fiend Claims Laura Bush
"Heck, all that guy ever does is screw up!"
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