Paris Hilton to be Outsourced
Exhausted, EVERYBODY has signed a WORLD petition to outsource Paris Hilton at least for 24 hours, so we can all get some REST!
written by ChillerBaggins, 08 June 2007
Mother with White Child Spotted Moving into Council Estate
"It just ain't right!" says shocked neighbour, Scabbia Dovukal-Aldey.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 08 June 2007
Endemol Chief indicted for Crimes Against Humanity
Maker of Channel 4's Moron-Fest "Big Brother" was arrested in his home last night. His lawyer, Atilla Mengele, pleaded his client's innocence saying that Big Brother had helped drop the UK's average IQ to minus 5 and therefore helped Labour to three consecutive victories.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 08 June 2007
Harry Potter in Shock Internet Sex Tape
Wizard Potter denies claims that a tape of him and Ron Weasley is authentic.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 08 June 2007
Liverpool Fans Worst in Europe
"I'd even seen one nicking the hubcaps off the Pope Mobile," says UEFA head, David Moyes.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 08 June 2007
BBC Now Officially "90%" Adverts
"The trailers for our programmes are now longer than the programmes themselves!" says BBC Spokesman, Pansy McGandhi.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 08 June 2007
BBC Defends Policy to Sack all White News Presenters
"Having white people on television isn't going to reach our core demographic of Guardian readers," says BBC spokesman, Robert Mugabe.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 08 June 2007
