British nature.
The future of the Roebuck is something very deer to my hart.
written by Bunts, 07 June 2007
Channel 4 to Broadcast Documentary of Cannibal eating Diana's Corpse
"It's what our viewers have been waiting for," exclaimed Head of Broadcasting, Ronnie Retard. "We've listened to concerns from the two princes and ignored them in the chase for ratings."
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 07 June 2007
Epileptic Breakdance Troupe welcomes New Olympic Logo Video
"You should see our crazy moves!" says Troupe Leader, Flashing "Lights" JoJo Pokemon.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 07 June 2007
Series 2 of Jericho To Be Filmed in Iran
"The nuclear bomb effects will be so realistic," says Special Effects Head, George W. Bush.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 07 June 2007
Oompah Loompah's Vote For Industrial Action
"Mr. Wonka will have to pack his own fudge for the next two weeks," cried Chief Loompah, Oobooboo Scargill. "We are fighting for our Loompah Rights."
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 07 June 2007
Big Brother Resident Booted Out For Being White
"Her skin colour won't be tolerated," said Channel 4 spokesman, Satan Hitler-Laden.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 07 June 2007
