Scooter Libby Sentenced to 30 Months
"I don't mind, really." says Libby. "I needed the rest after covering up for Cheney for so long."
written by unknown
Rice Crispies Quit Talking
Snap, Crackle and Pop may be suffering from depression and could be suicidal. They are on 24x7 bowl watch.
written by kegoguinness, 05 June 2007
The BNP Adopt New Olympic Logo
"I shed a tear when I saw that our great nation now had its very own swastika," said BNP spokesman, Adolf Turniptop. "The Olympic Committee have done us proud."
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 05 June 2007
London 2012 logo
Stevie Wonder: "It's the best thing I've seen in ages"
written by Danny Buckle, 05 June 2007
London 2012 logo
Robert Llwelyn Bowen: "even I think it's ****"
written by Danny Buckle, 05 June 2007
Boston Police Officer Allergic to Donuts
"The other guys stare at me like I'm some kinda freak!" cries officer Patrick Belgianbun.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 05 June 2007
Woman Kills Herself And Lives To Tell The Tale!
"It's a miracle!" proclaims Hyannis, MA resident Marjorie Carrotcake.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 05 June 2007
Hillary: Faith Saved My Marriage
Faith, however, has refused repeated requests to be interviewed.
written by TomFoolery, 05 June 2007
