Paris Hilton Claims She Found God In Prison
God, however, stated quite adamantly that He wouldn't be caught dead there!
written by TomFoolery, 28 June 2007
Pensioner Has A Stroke On Packed Bus
Friend also tries, but driver pushes her hand away
written by Shinny, 28 June 2007
Egg Man Suffers Horrific Head Injuries Following Fall
Could not be saved despite best efforts of all the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men
written by Shinny, 28 June 2007
Paris Hilton Elated At Prison Release
I remind her: "You're still ugly and have no tits though.."
written by Shinny, 28 June 2007
Paris Hilton Gives Larry King Emotional Interview
"Prison was so like, what-evvveeerrr!"
written by Shinny, 28 June 2007
