Tony Blair Ends Decade as Crime Sinister
Oops! Who turned off the spell-checker??!!
written by TomFoolery, 27 June 2007
Michael Barrymore Denies Rumours Of Panto This Christmas
"I did Aladdin 6 years ago, and I haven't heard the last of it.."
written by Shinny, 27 June 2007
Gordon Brown Denies Having The Beatles on his iPOD; fears prosecution for illegal downloads
"Aren't 50% of them dead anyway?" He tells reporters
written by Shinny, 27 June 2007
Jose Mourinho Signs Talented Christmas Turkey For £1m
Turkey confirms: "I don't want the money, just make sure I'm playing Boxing Day.."
written by Shinny, 27 June 2007
George Bush Notified Of Failed Brazilian Suicide Bombers
While counting his fingers and toes asks: "How many zeroes goes on the end of one Brazilian?"
written by Shinny, 27 June 2007
Man finds single cornflake in box of little plastic dinosaurs
Kelloggs offers its sincere apologies
written by Shinny, 27 June 2007
Abdul Hamza Loses Second Eye Following bird **** incident
"I forgot about the hook." He said, looking red faced.
written by Shinny, 27 June 2007
