Paris Hilton's Wireless Prison Phone Calls...
...give a whole new meaning to the term CELL phones!
written by TomFoolery, 25 June 2007
Secretary loses Roy Pearson's Favourite Biro
Judge Pearson is seeking $100 million in damages. $99 million is for the "emotional distress" caused by losing his favourite $1 biro. Case to be heard in Cloud Cuckoo Land.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 25 June 2007
Rotten To The Core
Settlement of the trading name dispute between computer maker Apple and the Beatles' Apple Corp have been thrown into doubt by a new entrant in the battle. The International Apple Growers Association claim their sole rights to the name were established in the Garden of Eden by Adam and Eve.
written by Shaun Ferguson, 25 June 2007
