Paris Hilton to take Anabuse
A nurse will administer the superstar drugs daily that cause nausea if alcohol is ingested. Hilton must foot the bill.
written by Skews Me, 16 June 2007
US drivers now pulling tricks of Europeans
Law enforcement have been discovering people coating their licence plates with hair spray in order to try and beat stoplight cameras.
written by Skews Me, 16 June 2007
Burnt Fingers
A London housewife has been awarded £700,000 in damages from McCain's, makers of the ubiquitous oven chips, for burning her fingers by turning them over half way through cooking.
written by Shaun Ferguson, 16 June 2007
Red Ken's Tit For Tot
London Mayor and self-publicist Ken Livingstone has welcomed Government plans to allow breast feeding in public. He intends to introduce a £5 corkage charge within Central London. Violators will be tit-clamped.
written by Shaun Ferguson, 16 June 2007
UFO Enthusiasts Back Immigration Bill
Congress is being urged to pass the current Senate immigration bill. They hope that with citizenship nearly automatic for illegal aliens, a flood of visitors from distant galaxies will flock here to take advantage such uniquely American luxuries as round-the-clock Paris Hilton coverage.
written by Salsero Blanco, 16 June 2007
Male car manufacturers explain design choices
Men make cars so women have to spread their legs to get out.
written by ChillerBaggins, 16 June 2007
Hugh G. Wadmore III Writes The Spoof
CCN - Hugh G. Wadmore III wrote TheSpoof.com a letter which has been posted in the Satire section. He has no iDEa why the "little people" are complaining.
written by Cal Jennings, 16 June 2007
