Alan Sugar Fired!
The Board of Amstrad have fired chairman and CEO Sir Alan Sugar due to disappointing sales of his "Em@iler" telephone. Despite spending millions of pounds on development and marketing, only 5 units have ever been sold, all as props for the BBC TV series "The Apprentice".
written by Shaun Ferguson, 15 June 2007
Spoof Writer's Insurance Cancelled by BP
CCN - Cal Jennings, a writer at TheSpoof.com, had his insurance revoked back to April for writing about the Corrupt Bastards Club members at BP and for making DVD videos for the Ron Paul campaign before the Iowa Straw Poll.
written by Cal Jennings, 15 June 2007
Judge Fixed-Up By Line-Up
The "victim" of Judge Roberts' alleged train flashing has admitted the identity parade may have been flawed. "When you've seen one prick you've seen them all" she said. "He was the only one what was circumcised and the other 5 geezers were randy young coppers who all had hard-ons."
written by Shaun Ferguson, 15 June 2007
