Florida Principal in Jail After Buying Crack Cocaine at School
THAT'll teach him!!
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Iran: Death to Pornographers!
Isn't it just like those wackos to have a 'thing' for snuff flicks?!
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Rumsfeld defends his new book, "Muslim Armageddon"
"It deals with the sensitive issue of radiation sickness on muslim families through sustained nuclear strikes on Syria and Iran," quipped the author.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 13 June 2007
Nineteenth-Century Harpoon Found in Live Whale
The harpooner, sadly, was digested and excreted decades ago.
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Nuclear Workers Denied Compensation
CCN - The Bush administration Corrupt Bastards denied workers their compensation, enforcing long processes through which they must go in hopes that they will die before they can receive benefits.
written by Cal Jennings, 13 June 2007
Banana-Flavored Twinkies Return to Shelves After Half-Century Hiatus
Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr and Oprah are ecstatic!
written by TomFoolery, 13 June 2007
Naked Nintendo Wii Sports Craze Hits Britain!
Video footage of Pauline Quirke playing Wii Sports while naked has been condemned by Nintendo. Footage of Kelly Brook playing was not condemned.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 13 June 2007
Tony Blair blames Mystic Meg for Iraq War
"I read her horoscope column on the Monday and it said that you would be replaced by a sour, Stalinist Dictator and thought she meant Saddam! I didn't realise she was talking about Gordon." whined the outgoing War Criminal.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 13 June 2007
Big Brother Goes Correct
Channel 4 has agreed to demands to edit swear words and racial abuse from broadcasts of Big Brother. The normally hour long show will now run for only 4 minutes.
written by Shaun Ferguson, 13 June 2007
Billy Bob Invades TheSpoof.com
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - Billy Bob has posted his videos in the satire section of TheSpoof.com, attacking almost everything the writers stand for!
written by Cal Jennings, 13 June 2007
Smoke Ban Delay
The Government has announced a one month delay in the introduction of the smoking ban due to an insufficient number of accredited snitchers.
written by Shaun Ferguson, 13 June 2007
