God bless the fornicators
23 members of the Prayer Warriors Mile High Club Easter celebration are pregnant.
written by Skews Me, 12 June 2007
Hey, George W., What Time Is It?
President Bush has watch stolen from his wrist as he greets Albanians. Guess they're telling him it's time to go back home?!
written by TomFoolery, 12 June 2007
Super Mario Fined For Not Being Corgi Registered
"I'm-a-so-ashamed!" admitted the iconic Plumber.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 12 June 2007
Windy Sikhs
A report published by the Association of British Windfarms has shown that 73% of British children believe that Sikhs wear turbines. A spokesman from the Council of British Turbans said he was "blown away" at the news.
written by anonnymouse, 12 June 2007
Runaway "Hiccup Girl' Found Safe
Found 'hopping' along some two miles from home, turned 180 degrees, she hiccuped all the way back home.
written by TomFoolery, 12 June 2007
Man Oozes Green Blood Before Surgery
But doctors go ahead and operate on Shrek anyway.
written by TomFoolery, 12 June 2007
