Bimbo, bimbo
In Hollywood, even the bimbo's have bimbo impersonators.
written by ChillerBaggins, 11 June 2007
The enemy of your enemy is your friend so the saying goes
When the enemy despises everything about you, you better keep a closer watch on your friend.
written by Skews Me, 11 June 2007
Riders Stranded Upside Down on Arkansas Roller Coaster
Terrorists hiding in the underbrush surrounding the amusement ride abandoned their plans to use such a power failure scenario to subdue would-be hostages, since most of those rescued stayed aboard, hoping it would happen again.
written by TomFoolery, 11 June 2007
Man with Sausages for Arms Discovered!
"Definitely a true story," says North Korean Press.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 11 June 2007
Jodie Foster Grows Penis
"Contact" star embarassed by shock discovery while taking shower.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 11 June 2007
Tom Cruise found in Kangaroo's Pouch!
Hollywood star was only seeking refuge from world press says spokesman, Xenu Xanudu.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 11 June 2007
"Spastic" voted funniest banned word!
Guardian readers voted in their thousands to nominate the funniest word banned from official council literature. "I know it's wrong but it makes me giggle every time I say it!" commented Guardian reader, Dandelion Teascone.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 11 June 2007
Lewis Hamilton exposed as Cyborg!
"Once my personality chip gets installed I will be complete," droned the one-person party Animal, Hamilton.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 11 June 2007
Bush discusses Gay Marriage with Pope
"After many hours of discussion, we have agreed that I should be the bitch." said the proud President.
written by The Vicar of Basildon, 11 June 2007
