Sarina has God on her side
Tennis star Sarina Williams suffered a severe leg cramp destined to cost her the match when the skies opened up and an hour and a half rainstorm allowed recuperation and the win.
written by Skews Me, 04 July 2007
Hamas announces that it wants to terrorize other people
After numerous decades of attacking Israel, the Palestinian militant group Hamas has announced that it wants terrorize other people. The group neither confirmed nor denied that its decision was influenced by Israel's much publicized skirmish with Hezbollah last summer.
written by Jim Dunson, 04 July 2007
Ice Cream Salesman Found Dead
Popular ice cream van salesman Mr.Whippy was found dead in his van yesterday, covered in hundreds and thousands. Police believe he topped himself.
written by Ho Lee Crap, 04 July 2007
