Man Says HR Department has "No Sense of Humor"
"All I did was suggest that we 'get a co-ed hot tub for the company cafeteria.' It was a joke," said Arthur Deadbolt, 46, who must attend sensitivity training at Cog Inc.
written by Heewack, 31 July 2007
Justice Roberts 'Acting Like a Democrat,' Doctors Say
Supreme Court Justice was "ashen and foaming at the mouth" following fall from idiopathic seizure, doctors reported...
written by Heewack, 31 July 2007
Leeds United 1, Cornwall School for Blind 3
LEEDS (HNN) -- Leeds United wrapped up its exhibition season yesterday with a 3-1 loss to the Cornwall School for the Blind. "They saw the ball better than we did," said manager Dennis Wise.
written by Heewack, 31 July 2007
Results of President's Colonoscopy Leaked to the Press
American's stunned to realize that not only is their president a rotten asshole, his asshole seems to be rotting as well.
written by Chuck the Canuck, 31 July 2007
