Canada Calls Off Invasion of U.S.
"The more we looked at it, the less sense it made," said Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper. However, Quebec still plans to claim Florida, at least for the winter months...
written by Heewack, 06 August 2007
Bono announced as UK ambassador to remote island
Irish musician-activist, Bono, will be assume the role of UK ambassador to the remote isle of Wikipedi. At first the island, devoid of outside communication, had requested Sonny Bono fill the position. Hearing he was dead, they requested the next closest-sounding thing.
written by T. French, 06 August 2007
Man found burned, shot, mutilated and handcuffed in trunk of car
Sheriff Ray Cist says, "This is definitely the worst case of suicide that I've ever seen..."
written by Johnny Ovaltine, 06 August 2007
