Man Unable to Quantify Being 'Happy as a Clam'
Asked by friends what exactly that meant, Robert Talladega, 23, of Calabasas, California admitted he "had no $#%@*&$ idea."
written by Heewack, 05 August 2007
Alaskan Moose seek reparations for hunting and taxidermy
(Nomansland, AK)- Animal rights group is seeking $50 million in damages for the last century of hunting and stuffing area moose. The group stated, "the winnings of the case will build an oil pipeline that will greatly benefit the moose." Local moose refused to comment.
written by T. French, 05 August 2007
