Drunk man parks horse in bank foyer
Dick Cheney says, "I thought it was the White House"
written by doomgenie, 26 April 2007
Putin says "Who Farted?"
A weird smell encompassed the room of a recent press conference where Putin was to deliver a speech on how much he hates the US and it's foreign policy. Putin say's "who farted?". A reliable source says it wasn't a fart, it was a Putin.
written by doomgenie, 26 April 2007
Bush Dances As Hundreds Die...
Hundreds in audience die of laughter as Bush boogies to the beat of drums. CDC fear it may become epidemic as video finds it's way to Youtube.
written by doomgenie, 26 April 2007
Rosie's Outta-There...
...leaving ABC's "The View" unobstructed for a change!
written by TomFoolery, 26 April 2007
Bigger than Jesus: Lewinsky's Ass
Monica Lewinsky's ass today claimed it was bigger than Jesus. More to follow...
written by Lee Wyatt, 26 April 2007
Toy Story Woody Attempted Suicide
Woody, from Toy Story, was today found hanging in his loft wearing a Liverpool shirt. More soon...
written by Lee Wyatt, 26 April 2007