Bill Cosby refutes perceived "groping" of young woman
"I was only demonstrating for her the children's game of 'Duck Duck Goose Goose.'" says Cosby.
written by ej moore, 24 January 2005
SpongeBob SquarePants refutes gay lifestyle and sinks into seclusion
"I reproduce asexually as I am of the class Hexactinellida. I only have siliceous triaxon spicules that are commonly fused to form a net or box-like pattern. Box. Square. Get it ?!?"
written by ej moore, 24 January 2005
Mars meteorite confirmed; NASA to sell it on eBay
After NASA's "Opportunity" rover found a meteorite on Mars, the space agency said it would auction the rock to pay for Hubble telescope repairs. "We'll ship it to the buyer directly from Mars..."
written by Robin Berger, 24 January 2005
