Money makes the world go round
Human rights campaigners have discovered workshops in south-east Asia, where hoards of children are suspended on ropes and forced to turn the earth like a gigantic hamster wheel.
written by Mark, 10 September 2003
Terrorists Continue to Rock Israel
Thrash-metal group "The Terrorists" continue their world peace-tour in Israel. Fans are determined to not be deterred by ongoing suicide bombings.
written by Mark, 10 September 2003
Iain Duncan Smith has momentary visibility
Doctors have confirmed that IDS can only be seen 20% of the time, and usually at night. This could explain why the Tory party is rarely noticed these days.
written by Mark, 10 September 2003
The Hutton enquiry : Latest
Government insists that BBC claims over Lord Hutton taking a six-minute toilet break were 'sexed-up.' An enquiry into the matter will ensue.
written by Mark, 10 September 2003
Leni Riefenstahl Dies aged 101
Hitler's favourite film maker has died aged 101. TheSpoof remembers Leni for her joke film to the Führer "Hitler : Der Mann mit eine Raupe unter seine Nase" (The man with a caterpillar under his nose)
written by Mark, 10 September 2003
