Rosie O'Donnell's Weight Hits One Metric Ton
O'Donnell stepped onto a truck scale today to reveal her amazing weight of one ton.
"I wanted to give my kids something to be proud of," she said, "One ton is quite a milestone, don't you think?"
written by Johnny Moodis, 06 November 2003
Saddam Hussain pinpointed
US Military, today: "Clues have been found that suggest Saddam has escaped into the internet. Any file you download could be him in disguise, so don't do it". More to come.
written by skibz, 06 November 2003
All The Rain's Gone To The Moon !
The latest drought has been caused by the millions of windmills.
They have blown the rain to the moon.
Mr Blair is building a big pipe, so that we can get it all back!
written by Bob Muppet, 06 November 2003
