South Carolina Governor and ladykiller Mark Sanford claims to have discovered a wormhole in the Appalachian mountains. Sanford was hiking the world renowned trail on father's day weekend while his life long spouse and his children had no idea where he was when all of a sudden he entered another dimension and ended up in bed with an Argentine hottie whom he had been fucking for a really long time.
Sanford a life long conservative Christian thanked his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for the astounding experience. He told the Fundamentalist Christian quarterly, Jesus Forgave the Adulteress that he only hoped that he could find the same forgiveness in the arms of his wife and children.
