N.Y. Man Break Record For Most Static-Electricity

Funny story written by THE MUSIC MAN

Sunday, 1 July 2007

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Harry Harrison prepairs to meet the Press

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A New York City man will attempt to break the world record of 546,218,762,484,631.851 volts of static electricity. Herald "The Hair Man" Harrison said he would attempt the stunt on Saturday, at around 7:45PM Eastern Standard Time.

"I'm Feeling really confident that I can pull this off." Harrison said with a grin. "I get that there is danger here, but come on dude no danger equals no. No fun equals not cool, dude."

The Hair Man is correct-no lack of danger with this stunt. Ross Cross, Jimmy Sands, and Bobby Knoblach, all tried this same stunt, and died in the process. However, The Hair Man assured us that he never disappoints.


-THE MUSICMAN-

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