Written by Auntie Jean

Thursday, 28 November 2013

image for World Leaders are Reptiles again in 3D - Lizard Materialising Glasses work on 3D televisions
David Cameron through the Lizard Glasses

If you bought Lizard spotting glasses at the Wembley Arena nutter ranting session with David Oik you're in for a real money saver.

3D glasses for use with top end TVs cost upwards of £80 per pair from the manufacturer. Lizard men spotting glasses from the spectacular conspiracy lectures that former "It's a Knockout" goalkeeper David Oik keeps giving, work just as well on the 3D televisions although President Obama and most World leaders always appear as 3D Lizard monsters.

The glasses can be obtained free by waiting until people walk out from the Seminars in disgust and rifling through the bins.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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