Stamp Collecting: By J.R. Henty

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Wednesday, 9 November 2011

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Stamp Collecting. What a load of old bollocks

I started my stamp collection in 1945, the first stamp I purchased was a Penny Black that my Great Great Great Grandfather sold to me for a penny.

Then, I got another stamp, and another one, and another one, and that's how it became my collection proper.

I put them in stamp albums, spending hours indexing big stamps, small stamps, medium stamps, stamps from every country in the world, small countries, medium countries, and big countries.

I have every stamp that was ever printed in the world in my collection, it is worth thousands and thousands of pounds.

60 years I have been collecting stamps, and do you know what I think? What a load of old bollocks.


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