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Monday, 29 August 2011


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The women, of Roman Empire era, were much fond of elegant hair styles! On the other hand, as long as history remembers, females of the Greater Middle East countries (GME) have always worn various forms of burqa, now common in Afghanistan. In GME, burqa is mandatory. In 1970s, the beginning of world-wide turmoil, a president in GME publicly said women's head hair emitted a kind of beam that sexually stimulated men!

Christianity started as of A.D 64, and, in A.D. 70, Romans destroyed Jerusalem. However, Christ's teachings were never adopted as the constitutional law of the Romans-style countries.

As to personal hygiene, Christ did not talk about the hair of women, but we have learned that the thinning of a female's hair can imply loss of sexuality and femininity, while long hair is indicative of fertility.

A woman of Roman-style mentality may let hair grow on her frontal private part. On the other hand, women of GME counties are advised to use a mixture of Calcium oxide plus Arsenic trisulfid, As2S3, to regularly remove the hair from their private parts which gives the parts, after three days, a porcupine surface!

What about hymen? Well, the proof of chastity, in GME, is the existence of an intact hymen. In GME countries, brides are given a white handkerchief to clean their vagina after their first wedded penetration, to be passed to the groom as a proof of chastity; otherwise, she might end up in a ditch filled up with dirt up to her neck to be stoned to death!

A form of hymen is called imperforate hymen. It completely blocks the flow of menstrual blood. Treatment is surgery! One in every 2000 girls, is said to be born without a hymen. Who keeps track of hymen statistics? Wow! How many of them still face the penalty of being stoned to death or perished in honor killing?

According to the divine constitutional law in GME counties, a woman shall not shave her head hair; it is a great sin! Additionally, she may not gather her hair in a bun, of course, in her private home or tent, not outdoors.

Well, probably, for the same reason, when you watch ads on Arab TVs, you see a lot of hair-shampoo brands are advertised to take care of the long hair, crumpled under burqa. Of course, oily reach Arabs, in bed, like to see a cascade of shiny head hair reach the cleft of the fatty buttocks of their wedded wives!

Certainly, the divine constitutional law applies to men hair, too: Taliban requires men to have a fist size beard; otherwise the men shall be regularly flogged until the beard reaches the mandatory length.

Well, does the divine constitution define circumcision? Sure! Circumcision, including cutting off of the female genitals, on day 7th of birth, is still practiced. When the baby girl, at the age of 9, is passed to a lawful wedded husband of 50, 60, 70 and above, she is taught how to open up and tolerate the pain as per her first and foremost conjugational obligation. Who cares! A female is simply a piece of agricultural land and given to a man to plant his seed!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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