On Consistency

Written by j.w.

Sunday, 12 September 2010

'Terry, West Ham have lost again'

'But they are consistent, Penny. There is a pattern to their performances.'


'Have you noticed 3-0, 3-1, 3-0, 3-1. Beautiful, isn't it?'

'No Terry. It is 0-3, 1-3, 0-3, 1-3'

'Perhaps we should get a new Manager. He'll have to go soon if we don't improve.'

'Poor old Greenie had a bad day again.'

'It's tough'

'Anyway your prediction about Millwall changing places with West Ham still looks on the cards.'

'Yes. I'm playing my first Sunday game today for The Marsh Hoofers.'

'That's a funny name'

'Well their pitch used to be a marsh and they hoof the ball around.'

'Doesn't sound too serious.'

'Oh it is. They get watched by Scouts from all over.'

'Well, good luck. Hope you score.'

'I just hope we do better than the Hammers'

'Shouldn't be too difficult.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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