If at First You Can't Continue With a Franchise, Create a Mirror Image New One!
Disney, a company that has the uncanny ability to be molasses-sweet and incredibly profitable, had come to a conclusion: Instead of filming 'High School Musical 4' they will create another new franchise with "Lemonade Mouth", adapted from a Random House book aimed at the pre-pubes market.
In it, five freshmen who meet in detention decide to form a garage band using unusual instruments. Three things are guaranteed:
1.) Adults will find it unwatchable.
2.) The characters will be plastered on merchandise which will be prominately displayed on every endcap in my local Wal-Mart.
3.) My daughters will tell me that they can not show their faces in school without said merchandise.
This show, which is guaranteed to be direct-to-DVD-level quality, starts filming in July.
