There has been a lot of coverage of jug abuse lately (well, that's what I thought the newsreader said) so I thought I would make a definitive list of the ways people misuse jugs.
The misuse of jugs by Rob Barratt
Vase
Ostrich-sized egg cup
Generously optimistic receptacle for urine sample
Home for giant's false teeth
Remove base to use as a megaphone
Storage for used chip fat
Potty
Unusual hat
Breasts for impoverished female impersonator
FA Cup replacement (if lost)
Weapon against intruders (not plastic jugs)
Oil can
Vessel for syringing ears in the absence of a kidney bowl
Bidet
Bong
Toby or not Toby?
That is the question.
I guess every pitcher tells a story……..
