Michael Foot, Wannabe Communist, Dreamer and generally funny old bloke was today reported to have passed away.
Fighting has already broken out & several Ministers have been cautioned after jostling each other for possession of "The Twin Holy Grails" of Socialism - The Horn Rimmed Glasses & Fabled Donkey Jacket so beloved of Mr.Foot.
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin is said to be devastated as yet another old school Commie has gone off to the "Gulag Archipelago" in the Sky!
The items are now under lock and key in the Tower of London and will be raffled off at the next Labour Party Conference.
